[SmG Phoenix]

☑ “This guy's deck is CRAZY!” ☑ “My deck can't win against a deck like that” ☑ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" ☑ “He topdecked the only card that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect cards" ☑ “There was nothing I could do” ☑ “I played that perfectly”

Lol, Unreal, some good spam is actually quite well done.

[Beasty]

☑ “This guy's deck is CRAZY!” ☑ “My deck can't win against a deck like that” ☑ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" ☑ “He topdecked the only card that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect cards" ☑ “There was nothing I could do” ☑ “I played that perfectly”

Lol, Unreal, some good spam is actually quite well done.

It feels good, doesn't it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yes, that's it. Keep it up- let your raw, unadulterated thoughts manifest in the keystrokes of your fingers and the posts within the database. Let your innermost mental processes interject in your time here and seep and ooze from every orifice of your body. Let it leak from the mental prison of a subjective and isolated thought processes and take form as the spam you have denied yourself the joy of releasing in the past.

Revel in your creation, for at long last every fiber of your being is caressed by the knowledge of it contained in those around you. Join the hive mind, and for the first time in your miserable existence, be free. Fear not, for you are in good company.

[Rebel]

Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story.



I assume that I am supposed to copy and paste this.

[Rebel]

Oh wait. I got this.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any *****? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[Ray88]

Hello I am a beautiful Mongolian War Princess, endowed with bountiful bosoms and many parts for procreation. I am looking for a white man of USA descent who is willing to have many sex with me and I need ten million rubles in my bank

[SmG Phoenix]

☑ “This guy's deck is CRAZY!” ☑ “My deck can't win against a deck like that” ☑ "He NEEDED precisely those two cards to win" ☑ “He topdecked the only card that could beat me” ☑ "He had the perfect cards" ☑ “There was nothing I could do” ☑ “I played that perfectly”

Lol, Unreal, some good spam is actually quite well done.

It feels good, doesn't it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yes, that's it. Keep it up- let your raw, unadulterated thoughts manifest in the keystrokes of your fingers and the posts within the database. Let your innermost mental processes interject in your time here and seep and ooze from every orifice of your body. Let it leak from the mental prison of a subjective and isolated thought processes and take form as the spam you have denied yourself the joy of releasing in the past.

Revel in your creation, for at long last every fiber of your being is caressed by the knowledge of it contained in those around you. Join the hive mind, and for the first time in your miserable existence, be free. Fear not, for you are in good company.

Ctrl C+V

[SmG Unreal]

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ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.
ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.
ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs.
ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ.
ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ!
sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ! Kʀɪᴘᴘ, ᴛʜᴀᴛs ʀɪɢʜᴛ!
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[Ray88]

Hi, I am a level 8 Asia Amore. I have been grinding very hard for donations for my new table and chair set by sucking out the sperm from men who donate to my stream. Unfortunately I cannot go outside any longer because my face is crusted with sperm. I am asking for donations so I can afford napkins to wipe my face so I can go outside! Thank you boys~~ pls no kappa pasterinnii

[Hazy]

ｗｈｅｎ　ｉ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｅａｒｔｈｑｕａｋｅ，　ｍｙ　ｈａｎｄ　ａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙ　ｇｏ　ｔｏ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｉｃｋ．　ｉ　ｓｔｒｏｋｅ　ｔｈｅ　ｄｉｃｋ　ａｎｄ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｉ　ｈａｖｅ　ｓｅｘ　ｗｉｔｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｅａｒｔｈ．　ａｌｌ　ｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇ　ｃａｌｍ

[Ray88]

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