[AnaRCHy]

Legit.
I got Spy a beautiful woman.
Conflict is my baby and I help him out on the daily with relationship shit and I can get his brains fucked outta his skull if I go back to my home state.
I help out someone else on here that probably wants to remain anonymous on how to talk to the "love of his life".


Who else needs relationship help?
I will be here all week.

[Beasty]

My hand keeps making me sleep on the couch. I don't know what I should do.

I've been debating smacking a bitch, but I don't want to go to jail.

[AnaRCHy]

You should smack the bitch.
If that doesn't work cut her.
Then maybe I won't have to deal with you anymore.

You can just bleed out all over the couch.

Tell me how this advice works out.

[Beasty]

Thanks Hitchen's, I'm going to try this out and see what happens.

Will update later.

[Alloy]

Unless he dies from either stupidity or blood loss.

[SmG Phoenix]

Anarchy the match maker, lol.

[Beasty]

OMFG IT'S EVERYWHERE WHY DID I DO THIS FUCK YOU HITCHENS AND YOUR RAZOR I BET YOU ONLY DID THIS TO ME BECAUSE YOUR WAIFU A SHIT

[Rebel]

How do I get into a relationship? I've only ever fucked and dated... I don't just want to fuck and date... I want someone to love me for me... Not my penis....

[Beasty]

It's because you have way too high standards.

Not everyone can have calves like that.

[SmG Phoenix]

Rebel haz standards? :O I kid.