Idi Amin's titles are not the longest, but are pretty funny:His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, Victorious Cross, Distinguished Service Order and Military Cross recipient, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, Uncrowned King of Scotland.
His Royal Highness ,The Prince , Charles, Philip , Arthur , George ,Prince of Wales ,Earl of Chester , Duke of Cornwall , Duke of Rothesay ,Earl of Carrick , Baron of Renfrew ,Lord of the Isles ,Prince and Great Steward of Scotland ,Royal Knight Companion of the most noble order of the Garter , Royal Knight Companion of the most Ancient and most noble order of the Thistle ,Knight Grand Cross of the most honourable order of the Bath ,Member of the order of Merit ,Knight of the order of Australia , Companion of the Queens service order, Member of Her Majastys Most Honourable Privy Councillors , Aide de Camp to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth R .
Who would want to be a Monarch and have all that called out every time you enter a room?
Don't piss off old people.
The older we get the less "life in prison" is a deterrent.
I love how the Earth rotates, it really makes my day
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