[Beasty]

I just feel like you guys don't make enough love to me anymore, so I've decided to "get a life" as the kids call it these days and make some real friends.

I will be documenting all of the trials (which will be few and far between, since I'm so perfect) and successes here.

itadakimasu, or however you say "cya faggots" in Cambodian.

[SmG Phoenix]

Bring your friends to us. We will terrorise.... I mean, welcome them nicely. >:D

[Legacy]

Pheonix, do you mean corrupt then terrorise

[SmG Phoenix]

Legacy, that sounds like overkill.
Good luck, Beasty, I guess?

[Legacy]

First thing you should do. ask them what their favourite topping is on their burgers. if they say mayonnaise, slice and dice

[Beasty]

I asked them and they said that they're vegans.

I'm scared that's some type of devil worshiper. What do I do?

[Donut]

Burn them at the stake like a Dark-age governor.

[SmG Phoenix]

I asked them and they said that they're vegans.

I'm scared that's some type of devil worshiper. What do I do?

Ask them if they play Hearthstone and if they are actually Kripp.

[Beasty]

Alright, I asked them if they played "hearthstone" and they said they're not superstitious or ritualistic or anything.

Now I'm convinced they are satan worshipers, so I've devised a plan to get them to show me their satan magic. I've used the guise of a learning experience and invited them to play the Three Kings Ritual. But I'm actually putting hidden cameras in the rooms so I can catch them in the act of signing contracts with lucifer and his demon legions.

Will update soon.

[Alloy]

Get a REAL life son.