[SmG Dragonrage]

11:12] DrAndroid: dont kill me
cards against humanity
[11:12] SmG Dragon: oh
implaying target practice
with my 50 cal
[11:13] DrAndroid: OMG can you not tho
[11:13] DrAndroid: oh ****
i just dyed my hair
[11:13] SmG Dragon: dont worry its subsonic
no one will hear me shooting
so i wont wake anyone else up
and my bow is quiet too
[11:14] DrAndroid: but i havent experienced stuff
lol bows are fun
ive shot one before and i really like it
[11:17] SmG Dragon: and when you shoot someone with it you only hear a slight hissing and a thunk
[11:17] DrAndroid: im scared now
your into some real
sand m ****
LOL ; )
[11:17] SmG Dragon: lol
inb4 someone goes through these chats and reports me to the police
le
*lel
[11:18] DrAndroid: wow
thats your concern
thanks
[11:18] SmG Dragon: yea have you ever ben in a jail?
[11:18] DrAndroid: noooo
have you
[11:18] SmG Dragon: once
i wasnt arrested though
[11:18] DrAndroid: wow
oh
i was a bout to say hot
but nvm lol
[11:19] SmG Dragon: lol
my uncle was arrested once
[11:19] DrAndroid: ohhhh lol
[11:19] SmG Dragon: for illegally modifying a gun
[11:19] DrAndroid: oh
good
sounds safe
[11:19] SmG Dragon: he turned into basically a fully automatic gun
[11:19] DrAndroid: lol : P
jesus
again you scare me
:0
[11:20] SmG Dragon: every time you pulled the trigger it would spring it back out
so you could keep squeeshing the trigger
[11:20] DrAndroid: i know what automatic is
[11:21] SmG Dragon: yea but most automatics u hold down the tirgger and it doesnt move
[11:21] DrAndroid: well this one was motified
sooooo : P
[11:21] SmG Dragon: this was essentially a semi-auto ou could shoot so fast it was an auto
: P
true
they dont sel fully automatic weapons to the public
[11:22] DrAndroid: well not in cali
i belive in arizona yes
: P
[11:22] SmG Dragon: of course you can actually get a rpg
[11:22] DrAndroid: FAST FACT
[11:22] SmG Dragon: if you have a federal firearms permit
[11:22] DrAndroid: ok
can we get of the topic of guns
i had enough encounters with guns this year
[11:23] SmG Dragon: it is legal to take folding knifes to a public university
[11:23] DrAndroid: STOP
OMG
[11:23] SmG Dragon: what its allowed by the california state constitution
[11:23] DrAndroid: okay lets talk about happy things for a change
[11:24] SmG Dragon: umm happy?
[11:24] DrAndroid: yes
like everyone loved my hair
[11:24] SmG Dragon: but one of my nicknames is killjjoy
: P
[11:24] DrAndroid: and i hungout with friends at tacobell
for over 2 hours
it was really funny
[11:25] SmG Dragon: dont they have signs that say no solicciting
a lot ive seen have 45 minute limits
[11:26] DrAndroid: lol we bought food tho
soooo
i think we were fine
[11:26] SmG Dragon: i guess if ur still buying food the whole time
[11:26] DrAndroid: no not really
: P
[11:26] SmG Dragon: i hacked twitch
[11:27] DrAndroid: idk it my stomach hurt from laughing
really
you hacked twittch
[11:27] SmG Dragon: its broken now
[11:27] DrAndroid: wow
gg
why do that
[11:28] SmG Dragon: they treat nonpartners like trash
[11:28] DrAndroid: duh
lol
[11:28] SmG Dragon: thats wh
*why
is a protest
[11:28] DrAndroid: okay
im scared of your powere
but power is attractive
soo
: P
jk
[11:29] SmG Dragon: when i play sona
she says only you can here me summoner
who shall we ddos today
[11:29] DrAndroid: NO
thats mean
[11:29] SmG Dragon: i never actually drop hack games
i want to win fair and square
i dont cheat
[11:30] DrAndroid: im genually scared of you
[11:30] SmG Dragon: i just ddos the people who need to be banned after the game
[11:30] DrAndroid: now :(I
[11:30] SmG Dragon: why?
[11:30] DrAndroid: you ddos
and hacked twitch
[11:30] SmG Dragon: you know im only serious about 5% of the time right
[11:31] DrAndroid: no
[11:31] SmG Dragon: oh
[11:31] DrAndroid: im gulible
opps
; p
[11:31] SmG Dragon: oh yea
i forgot
me being good at soundig serious
[11:32] DrAndroid: and its text
sooo
[11:32] SmG Dragon: and you being gulible isnt a good combination
[11:32] DrAndroid: i cant hear a tone
[11:32] SmG Dragon: hearing the tone wouldnt help
i have a good poker face
[11:32] DrAndroid: oh
WAIT
tone doesnt have anything to do with your face
and either way i dont know how you look like
[11:32] SmG Dragon: true but i also can fake seriousness in my voice
[11:33] DrAndroid: classic misderction
[11:33] SmG Dragon: and if im almost dying with laughter while telling you it
you wouldnt believe me no matter how serious i sounded
[11:33] DrAndroid: wow
how do you live
[11:34] SmG Dragon: by continuing to breathe constantly
[11:34] DrAndroid: shut up
[11:34] SmG Dragon: if i stopped i would die
[11:34] DrAndroid: ; p
smart ***
[11:34] SmG Dragon: its this medical condition i have
[11:34] DrAndroid: Oh?
[11:34] SmG Dragon: also i have this heart condition that if it stops beating ill die
[11:35] DrAndroid: i think we all have that
[11:35] SmG Dragon: probably
[11:35] DrAndroid: perhaps
[11:35] SmG Dragon: my docotr told me its pretty common
*doctor
did you know that the first chinese emperor thought eating mercury would make him immortal
[11:36] DrAndroid: i bet
im done
like wtf
normal convos
tend to be desired
not
[11:36] SmG Dragon: it is the only thing that can disolve solid gold
[11:36] DrAndroid: RANDOM FACTS
[11:37] SmG Dragon: so they figured it had special powers
and would make them immortal
so he had some every day
[11:37] DrAndroid: wow
i am not ammused
[11:37] SmG Dragon: he died of mercury poisoning and was quite insane for several months befor he died
[11:37] DrAndroid: :/
[11:38] SmG Dragon: he tried crossing a channel of water in a boat
then he saw a whale
and got scared and turned around
then decided he was going to kill the whale
[11:38] DrAndroid: STOP
please
how about
[11:38] SmG Dragon: so he used catapults and archers
[11:38] DrAndroid: how was your day
[11:38] SmG Dragon: and had them shoot into the water
to try and kill it
: P
not bad actually
[11:39] DrAndroid: are you even listening to me...
[11:39] SmG Dragon: yea
[11:39] DrAndroid: oh good
[11:39] SmG Dragon: i answered your question
: P
[11:39] DrAndroid: thanks
i feel so much better
[11:39] SmG Dragon: your welcome
woud you like more random facts?
[11:40] DrAndroid: no
please
just
[11:40] SmG Dragon: ok
[11:40] DrAndroid: normal conversations
[11:40] SmG Dragon: what is normal
[11:40] DrAndroid: what am i going to do with you
[11:40] SmG Dragon: its subject to the beholders paradigm
[11:40] DrAndroid: k bye
lol
[11:40] SmG Dragon: lol
wut its true
[11:41] DrAndroid: shut up... : P
[11:41] SmG Dragon: what is normal for me may not be normal for you
[11:41] DrAndroid: OMG
[11:41] SmG Dragon: because we have different backgrounds
[11:41] DrAndroid: perspective
[11:41] SmG Dragon: thats what i said
[11:41] DrAndroid: i feel like this is a lecture
[11:41] SmG Dragon: paradigm = perspective
they are synonyms
[11:42] DrAndroid: omg
[11:42] SmG Dragon: maybe i should be a professor
but which subject to teach
[11:42] DrAndroid: lol
so done
[11:42] SmG Dragon: would you take a class i taught?
[11:42] DrAndroid: idk
may or may not get distracted
fall alseep
[11:43] SmG Dragon: i would advise not to do that : P
also i would make it quite interesting
[11:43] DrAndroid: what are you going to do
punish me ; )
[11:43] SmG Dragon: well i could do what one of my math teachers did
and go pick up the back of the persons desk and let it drop
to wake them up
[11:43] DrAndroid: rude
[11:44] SmG Dragon: yes i know sleeping in class is rude
[11:44] DrAndroid: and it was meant as a double entendre
[11:44] SmG Dragon: i suppose he couldve just dragged his desk out of the classroom
[11:44] DrAndroid: STOp
lol
[11:45] SmG Dragon: the p was not capitalized so i willl have to assume it wasnt meant to be taken serious
: P
[11:45] DrAndroid: : P
you do this on purpose
[11:45] SmG Dragon: do what?
oh look tiger finally logged off
[11:46] DrAndroid: UGHHHHHH
oh
good for him
this is like the only "normal" casual thing youve said
[11:47] SmG Dragon: really?
[11:47] DrAndroid: ye
[11:47] SmG Dragon: we were talking about plural and sigular forms
before
is that not normal?
[11:48] DrAndroid: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[11:48] SmG Dragon: btw to get you ascension icons you have to go to a site
and claim them
[11:48] DrAndroid: i know
[11:49] SmG Dragon: i was trying to have a "normal" conversation though :(
and you just shut it down
[11:49] DrAndroid: sorry
your normal convos
tend to patronize me
but its k
[11:49] SmG Dragon: not intentionally i hope
[11:49] DrAndroid: lets do it over again
[11:50] SmG Dragon: so like should i ask what your favorite food is?
[11:50] DrAndroid: ummmm
[11:50] SmG Dragon: is that normal?
[11:50] DrAndroid: yes
[11:50] SmG Dragon: or stalkerish
[11:50] DrAndroid: no ill take that
cuz i feel like you have an actual interest in me
[11:52] SmG Dragon: :(
[11:52] DrAndroid: OH
[11:52] SmG Dragon: you never answered my question
[11:52] DrAndroid: its steak
or chips
with salsa
idk lol
: P
you
[11:52] SmG Dragon: how are chips and salsa food
[11:52] DrAndroid: idk but it will make me so happy
and with vanilla coke
UGHHH the best
[11:53] SmG Dragon: thats like an appetizer to my Hors d'oeuvre
my favortie type of food? i dont really have one
[11:53] DrAndroid: omg french
[11:53] SmG Dragon: i eat most anything
[11:53] DrAndroid: lol
oh nice
im kinda pickey
[11:54] SmG Dragon: also i dont drink soda
[11:54] DrAndroid: OMG
you dont do a lot fo things
[11:54] SmG Dragon: true
i also do a lot of thing
*things
and since you mentinoed coke
[11:54] DrAndroid: **** ME SIDE WAYS
[11:55] SmG Dragon: did you know they use it to clean up blood stains since its so acidic
FAST FACT
[11:55] DrAndroid: ugh
[11:55] SmG Dragon: probably just ruined that normal conversation though :(
[11:55] DrAndroid: why am i talking to you
lol
: P
[11:55] SmG Dragon: how about favorite colour
[11:56] DrAndroid: i like blue
you
[11:56] SmG Dragon: you stole my favorite clour
*colour
[11:56] DrAndroid: good
: P
[11:57] SmG Dragon: blue is peaceful
so i dont think about killing people
: P
anyways moving on
[11:57] DrAndroid: what a nice change lo
[11:57] SmG Dragon: favorite type of music
[11:58] DrAndroid: POP
lol
you
[11:58] SmG Dragon: country
[11:58] DrAndroid: oh and fav artis is Marina and the diamonds
followed by britney spears
and
real
country...
[11:58] SmG Dragon: oh yea the one that says she is super super suicidal
and you call me weird
[11:58] DrAndroid: umm
thats one song
and
[11:59] SmG Dragon: and you like someone who sings cheerfully about suicide
[11:59] DrAndroid: that whole album is about a person she made up
[11:59] SmG Dragon: so she has an imaginary friend?
[11:59] DrAndroid: about diffrent arctypes of people
DONE
WITH YOU
jk
[11:59] SmG Dragon: LOL
[11:59] DrAndroid: lol
i swear i will have stock home syndrome
[12:00] SmG Dragon: stockholm syndrome you mean?
[12:00] DrAndroid: whatever
: P

[SmG Phoenix]

TL:DR
>:D

[Beasty]

I didn't even cry what the fuck so shit 0/10 write a better story god damn.

[SmG Unreal]

Almost as good as "I put on my magic hat and robe" 8.5/10

[Ray88]

tl;dr 0/10
would tl;dr again

[RockerJ]

Too lazy to read the whole thing.

[SmG Phoenix]

We need a shortened version.