[Ray88]

Ashe and Tryndamere get married...and they're spending their honeymoon night at her mother's house. Ashe, being a good girl, is a virgin, and has never seen a naked man. The newlyweds go upstairs and start getting undressed.

Tryndamere takes his shirt off, and Ashe shrieks and runs downstairs where her mother is making some sauce.
"Momma, momma! Tryndamere has a huge chest!" cries Ashe.
"Men are supposed to have huge chests, go back upstairs."

So Ashe sheepishly goes back upstairs.
When she gets back, Tryndamere starts pulling off his pants, and again, Ashe shrieks and runs downstairs.
"Momma, momma! Tryndamere has hairy legs!"
"Men are supposed have hair legs, go back upstairs."

And back upstairs she goes. When she gets back, she watches Tryndamere pull off his socks and notices he's missing three toes on his left foot. He explains he got his foot stepped on by a horse and lost those toes. Once more, Ashe runs downstairs.
"Momma, momma! Tryndamere has a foot and a half!"

"Stir the sauce, honey, momma will handle this."

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[Beasty]

I hate reddit just a little bit less now.

[SmG Phoenix]

Who spends their honeymoon at their parent's house.

[SmG Dragonrage]

^ what he said.

[Alloy]

Who made the joke? He probably had a honeymoon at his grandparents house.

[SmG Phoenix]

Who made the joke? He probably had a honeymoon at his grandparents house.

Ikr. This is a pretty derpy joke.

[Omega]

Ray no one seems the humor in your joke :p

[Ray88]

who said there was humor?

[SmG Phoenix]

Well it ain't a good story.

[Ray88]

I would like to see you do better.