[Legacy]

OMG DUDE SHOULD BECOME A COMEDIAN AYE. OMSDASHDHASDASDHAHAHAH

[SmG Phoenix]

Maybe do a joke thread and I'll merge it. :)

[Beasty]

Pheeny needs more jokes I guess.

Why do black people hate country music?
Cause every time they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister's been shot.

School is like a boner. It's long and it's hard- unless your Asian.

Why can't you play Uno with a Hispanic? Because they don't use the green cards.

A black Jewish boy goes to his father and asks "Dad, am I more Jewish or Black?"
"Why?" The father asks.
"Because a kid tried to sell me a bike this morning for $50, and I don't know whether to haggle him down to $35 or just steal the damn thing".

I have black in my family tree- they're still hanging there.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by blacks in a court? The NBA.

What do you call a black guy surrounded by whites in a court? Guilty.

Why are New Yorkers the fastest people on earth? Because they scaled 110 stories in 13 seconds.

When is it acceptable to smack an Indian woman in the face? When her unibrow is on fire.

Your mother is like a brick- she's flat, hard, and gets laid by sweaty Mexicans.





Thank you, I'll be here all night.

[SmG Phoenix]

Jokes that preferably aren't too racist.

[Beasty]

Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body.

Daryl arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Daryl says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over."

The mortician rolls him over, and Daryl says, "Nope, ain't Bubba."

The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer takes a look at the face and says, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over."

The mortician rolls him over and Gomer says, "No, it ain't Bubba."

The mortician asks, "How can you tell?"

Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."

"What? He had two assholes?!" exclaims the mortician.

"Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two assholes.'"

[SmG Phoenix]

^That..... was good.

[Beasty]

I once saw a black person in real life.

I think he was a wizard, because the sun set and he vanished before my eyes.

[SmG PDrilla]

Why do black people hate country music?
Cause every time they hear the word "hoedown" they think their sister's been shot.


A black Jewish boy goes to his father and asks "Dad, am I more Jewish or Black?"
"Why?" The father asks.
"Because a kid tried to sell me a bike this morning for $50, and I don't know whether to haggle him down to $35 or just steal the damn thing".

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And yea stop being so god damn racist