[Beasty]

Look, I'm not a racist or anything. But is it just me, or do all mirrors look the same? Like every time I look at one of them they show the same fugly face looking back at me, no matter which mirror it is. I know that there's no way it's the same mirror because I looked at two at once and both of them even dressed in the same ugly clothes.

Anyone else get what I mean? I'm not racist of anything, I love all people, but I'm pretty sure all mirrors look the same.

[Alloy]

I respect people of different races Beasty but America doesn't. You go to Africa and you'll see black people treat others very nicely and try to help each other out. America is just fucked up and the stereotypes are real.

[Beasty]

I'm inclined to agree, and I dare say that the African vernacular is of the highest caliber in terms of sophistication, almost so as though to bestow upon America, and indeed the world, the most grandeur of verbal communication. Of course, such endless class is only the face for the beauty behind their kind acts and copius responsibility; for it is not without due note that they are of the most law-abiding, exemplary citizens on God's green earth. This absolutely marvelous demeanor is just oozing from their enclaves- their bastions of technology and prosperity- both here in the west and abroad. Truly the truest form of Humanity, they exemplify everything other races have intentionally forgotten, and it would take a miracle like their rise to global dominance (since there are so few of these marvelous creatures) to steer this world in that direction.

Edit:
I thought I was being clever in OP.

I guess my career as a traveling musician-magician-comedian is over before it even began.

[SmG PDrilla]

Beasty, this is the first true thing you have ever said u lil pimp

[Beasty]

Which one.