[PirateEggs]

There are quite a few reasons behind why I hate Xbox.
But the main reason would have to be.

Americans. I can't kill you. Netcode for Xbox, is f*cking terrible!
Graphics. I get better graphics from my potato-toaster hybrid.
Snot-Nosed 12 Year Olds. They are the reason why all our games are so f*cking watered down.
No life losers. No matter who's team they're on, they're f*cking trash, having your own team shooting you, needing to hide so your shield comes back, all because they want your weapon.

Once you get past the fact that you need to play on an Xbox.
You need to see that the games are terribly optimised.
Take Reach.
Playing a game of Team Slayer, it finally decides to find people, oh looky, 3 Mythics and a Legend.
Why the f*ck are you w*nkers playing Team Slayer, and why the f*ck does Bungie let this happen?
If I wanted to get raped, for no reason, I would go outside, and yell n*gga!

Set up mother f*cking tiers you dumb b*tches.
Then others would complain they couldn't play with their "friends".
But honestly, who really cares, if all your friends are in the top 10 ranks for Reach.
Go and do boosting like they did to get there, or wait for them to get reset :P

Another than pisses me off, are the f*cking children that message after games and say that I am terrible etc. lol.
I don't care, I don't play to impress you, I play to TRY and have fun, but, I can't have fun when I get mother f*cking six year olds running around trying to steal my sniper, rockets and any other form of weapon their little immature ass can't wait to get ahold of, wait until I die, or it respawns.

[AnaRCHy]

I think this is the first post i read ever..


but more importantly i agree.

[SmG Storm]

lol..i have one and it collects dust cause i cant play using joysticks.

[AnaRCHy]

I will finally give pirate an interwebz for this.

[Bravo]

I will finally give pirate an interwebz for this.

ahahah I gave you and Pirate an Internet each

[SmG Nukem]

PirateEggs I read your tirade and I completely agree with you. Even though I don't play on Xbox myself, I have watched my daughter play and she has said pretty much the same as you.

[Chaos]

I agree ten times on this (as xbox is my main online gaming experience) the people u end up with have no idea how to play, dont do anything at all or leave in numbers early cause they cant hack the other team hav'en a 1 score lead.
As for the @#!%# high rank parties they can go to hell for gang-rape'n everyone else.
They should just go against each other or be split equally.
My high rank comes from continually playing for fun not for the reason of being the best in reach. (or credit farming)

[Supa]

yo i was playing last night and was messaging piranha to come on but he wasn't answering.
uh today we'll get a party goin.

[BlackHaze]

lol when that happens to you all
then you have to be trollen and haten
lol btw i dont play much of reach any more
just because it get me mad cause ppl are retarded
in that game but when i do go on reach its like
1 or 2 months later and i only play for an hour
and end up getting like 2 or 3 perfection and some
insain multikills plus im playing black ops all the time
any ways cause its much better and im really good
at it and not as many noob tubes like gay mw2

[PirateEggs]

Just played a bit more Reach. Don't even ask. -_-

I don't play any of the CoD series online, except the occasional game on CoD 4, PC.
But, my brother plays MW2 and Black Ops, when he doesn't have his headset plugged in, or the batteries go flat on the controller.
Which makes the sound, from the little childrens mics come out of the speakers on my TV.
Seriously, I asked one kid how old he was, he told me was 7. I don't even!

If I met that kids parents, I would seriously slap them, in the face, with a rake!
Letting your 7 year old child play a game, that is designed for Adults.
That is serious child neglect.

But, other than the fact I am sick of the children filling these games up. They're taking over everything.
Look at Facebook, 13 year age minimum, fair enough. I know of 6 and 7 year olds with "Facebooks".
Tell Facebook about it, they say, "Thankyou for your concern, we will look into it."
Thankyou for stupid automated reply. -_-

I don't really care that much anymore, children are going to ruin the gaming industry.
They've already started ruining it. They are hurting the internet, Governments trying to put filters on the internet to help keep children safe because their useless parents won't or are too lazy to do anything about it.
Ma'am, your 6 year old son is watching hard core p*rn videos. We do believe at his age he should be doing this.
Sir, I was unaware of my son watching these videos I will look into this and fix it right away.
Ma'am, it's been two weeks and you have not put a stop to your sons internet habits.
Sir, It's not of your business anyway.
Ma'am, Well, how about the governments put filters on and then we will see how you like that situation.
Sir, that is uncalled for ... blah blah blah...

You get the point.

But is anything going to happen to these children for playing games, which are made for people twice or further times their age?
No.
Are parents going to give their child what ever they want so they don't crack a f*cking tantrum?
Yes.
Is this going to affect the childs mind and make them into a criminal?
More than likely not.
But, what it will do is let them get away with more. They will think that can do this in the real world, just throw a tantrum and everything falls into their hands.
What does a tantrum get you in the real world?
Fired, if it's towards your boss or anyone else in the workplace for that reason.
Knocked-Out, if there are people that just will not take your crap.
Or worse, Killed, R*aped ...
But, really, that is just worst case scenario.

Best case, they eventually learn that playing those games, does impact them, in more ways than they will ever see it could.
I am not expert, I have no white coat, or pieces of framed paper on my wall saying I am qualified to give life advice to people.

But, I have seen how things go for spoilt little children when they get into the real world.
Yes, I am only 17, but I will be 18 in 3 weeks.
I am still a child myself, but, I feel that I am a lot more mature than the most of the people my age.
Especially around where I live anyway.

/rant