[Ray88]

I was only 9 years old.
I loved memes so much
I had all the merchandise and montage parodies.
I pray to Snipars every night, thanking him for my acceptance into FaZe clan.
"Snipars is love," I'd say, "Snipars is life."
PewDiePie hears me and calls me a "FolCUM lover."
I know he's just jealous of devotion for Faze, so i called him a hardscoper.
He no-scopes me and blocks Brazzers on my computer.
I'm crying now and sad violin plays.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
I feel a hitmarker.
It's Snipars.
I'm so happy.
He whispers into my ear, "1v1 me Rust."
He grabs me with his powerful gaming hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
i prepare my anus for Snipars.
He quickscopes my butthole.
It hurts, but I do it for Snipars.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes well up with Mountain Dew.
I tip my fedora, I want to please Snipars.
He yells "Woomboooo Coombooooo!!" as he fills my butt with his Dew.
PewDiePie walks in,
Snipars looks him right in the eye and says, "Get rekt, scrub."
Sanic music plays as Snipars leaves through my window.
Snipars is love, Snipars is life.

[$hotta!]

[supasnipa] Snipars is love, snipars is life :up: :lol: :lol:

[SmG Battlefire]

I now imagine this in a Children Picture Book. Can't imagine what the pictures would be like.

[SmG Blade]

Its Shrek is Love, Shrek is life parody...

[Beasty]

>I was only rank 26
>I loved Trick so much, I had watched all the streams and youtube vids
>I pray to Trick every night, thanking him for the strats I've been given
>"Trick is love" I say. "Trick is life".
>My dad hears me and calls me a Bronzie
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Godyr
>I call him an XJ9 fan
>He slaps me and takes away my PC
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed, really cold without my flare
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Trick
>I'm so happy
>He whispers in my ear "Respect da Cane"
>He grabs me with his powerful Bear stance claws and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass cheeks for Trick
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Trick
>I can feel my Gates being broken as my eyes start to water
>I push against his splits
>I want to please Trick
>He screams a mighty scream as he fills me with his stacked cane
>My dad walks in
>Trick looks him straight in the eye and says "Lata bitch"
>Trick leaves through my window
>Trick is love, Trick is life

[BlackHaze]

I was only 9 years old.
I loved memes so much
I had all the merchandise and montage parodies.
I pray to Snipars every night, thanking him for my acceptance into FaZe clan.
"Snipars is love," I'd say, "Snipars is life."
PewDiePie hears me and calls me a "FolCUM lover."
I know he's just jealous of devotion for Faze, so i called him a hardscoper.
He no-scopes me and blocks Brazzers on my computer.
I'm crying now and sad violin plays.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
I feel a hitmarker.
It's Snipars.
I'm so happy.
He whispers into my ear, "1v1 me Rust."
He grabs me with his powerful gaming hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
i prepare my anus for Snipars.
He quickscopes my butthole.
It hurts, but I do it for Snipars.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes well up with Mountain Dew.
I tip my fedora, I want to please Snipars.
He yells "Woomboooo Coombooooo!!" as he fills my butt with his Dew.
PewDiePie walks in,
Snipars looks him right in the eye and says, "Get rekt, scrub."
Sanic music plays as Snipars leaves through my window.
Snipars is love, Snipars is life.

there is also a Faze Jev version to but there's a video lol

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q44NbyI350U[/youtube]