[SmG Unreal]

I advice you to check if u have little grains of salt in your shoes.
-Unreal

[Alloy]

Why so that he can come back to you to restock his salt?

[Beasty]

I really don't understand why his doctor hasn't prescribed him something for his sodium chloride levels yet, they're way too high.

[SmG Battlefire]

I really don't understand why his doctor hasn't prescribed him something for his sodium chloride levels yet, they're way too high.

You seem like an expert. Why don't you do it?

[Beasty]

Well, after thorough testing, I've come to the conclusion we've found the cause. Long term exposure to ranked toxicity has induced a variety of gaseous exposures.

Ranked toxic air is primarily composed of lithium and chlorine. This is the key to understanding psychs condition. The long term exposure to lithium toxicity has given Jorge acquired Nephrogenic Diabetes Insipidus. What this means is that his kidneys aren't responding to Antidiuretic hormones (Vassopressin) which means the kidneys can't concentrate his urine. This leads to high sodium levels in the blood.

At the same time, the Chlorine in ranked toxic air is being absorbed into the bloodstream through his lungs, evident by the acute respritory damage in the chest radiograph, where it's binding to the excess sodium to fill his blood stream with... well... table salt. As a new disease discovered today, I herby name it North American Bronze's Disease.

Without an immediate and total blood transfusion, I fear coagulation will soon lead to clotting, and result ultimately in congestive heart failure.

[Donald J Trump]

I think he just spends to much time at Best Buy, I would go crazy to (<3)

[SmG Psych]

I think he just spends to much time at Best Buy, I would go crazy to (<3)

But...I work at Micro Center

[SmG Battlefire]

Well, after thorough testing, I've come to the conclusion we've found the cause. Long term exposure to ranked toxicity has induced a variety of gaseous exposures.

Ranked toxic air is primarily composed of lithium and chlorine. This is the key to understanding psychs condition. The long term exposure to lithium toxicity has given Jorge acquired Nephrogenic Diabetes Insipidus. What this means is that his kidneys aren't responding to Antidiuretic hormones (Vassopressin) which means the kidneys can't concentrate his urine. This leads to high sodium levels in the blood.

At the same time, the Chlorine in ranked toxic air is being absorbed into the bloodstream through his lungs, evident by the acute respritory damage in the chest radiograph, where it's binding to the excess sodium to fill his blood stream with... well... table salt. As a new disease discovered today, I herby name it North American Bronze's Disease.

Without an immediate and total blood transfusion, I fear coagulation will soon lead to clotting, and result ultimately in congestive heart failure.

North American bronze disease...

[Donald J Trump]

I think he just spends to much time at Best Buy, I would go crazy to (<3)

But...I work at Micro Center

Same colors different name.

[Skywrath]

10/10 Beasty, made me rofl.

Do you have a cure for saltio extremus?