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So after a certain TED Talks Youtube video I've decided to see what would happen if I replied to spam email.



First email:

Kind Attn: Beneficiary,

 
This is to notify you that I diplomat MAURICE HERMAN has arrived AIR PORT....TUCSON,  INT ARIZONA. with your cash consignment box please contact me on our direct email: drlord97@gmail.com or drsusan.nflaward@gmail.com for immediate delivery to your home address.
 
 
As a matter of urgency, I want you to know that you have 24 hours to contact me and reconfirm your full address and valid phone# to enable me proceed with this immediate delivery. I appreciate your good sympathetic and collaboration.
 
 
Please call or text me on my direct telephone number +1-502-514-4855  for briefings and immediate delivery to your home address.And the only fee you are required to pay is CONSIGNMENT RELEASE ORDER FEE AND ONLY $195 WHICH YOU MUST SEND IMMEDIATELY THROUGH MY NAME BY WALMART OR MONEY GRAM
 
 
I look forward to your quick reply.
 
 
Best regards,
 
Mr.Maurice Herman
International Diplomatic Services.

My reply:

Dear Mr.Maurice Herman,

I've been waiting an awfully long time for this consignment box. I've attached my number and address below. Please contact me if there are any complications. 
+61 7 5656 9111
42 Wallaby Way Sydney

Thank you,
Herp

Background info: This is my spam email account where if something I want to check that isn't important needs an email address I use this one. My name is Herp Derp on that account. The number that's given there is to a random police station in Queensland and if you don't know that address shame on you.

Second email:

From Desk Of Dr Maurice Herman
Middleton Idaho
Phone:[i][b]+1-502-514-4855 [/b]

Attn:Beneficiary,[/i]Herp Derp

I received your and your address noted for your delivery.Sir as you already know everything is confirmed for your delivery today and we must deliver your consignment today as directed and you are required to transfer the $195 for clearance  of your consignment and stamp dutying.


You are required to send the $195 by Money gram or Walmart through the name of my Personal Aid today without failure to enable us make delivery today


Receiver (ROSELLA HAPNER)

Address (GOSHEN INDINANA)

Congratulations and call me now.

Dr Maurice Herman
Head of Deliver

My reply:

Dear Dr Maurice Herman,

Unfortunately, I do not have any Money gram or Walmart near me. Is there any other way I could get this money to you? I do want this consignment box soon. I heard from my friend who got his today that there are bonus jelly beans at the bottom.
Regards,
Herp

This might be a fun adventure. You guys can input what I write next if you want or guess what he'll send or whatever.

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LOL it was so Fucking funny. when I saw that Ted-talk episode I couldn't stop myself from laughing

Link of video if any of you wants to watch it.

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He has yet to reply.

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502 area code. That's an hour drive away from me. Lmao