[SmG Phoenix]

Trust me. I teach kids and if there is gender imbalance, the one with less gets ganged up on.

[Beasty]

I'd like a bunch. Like 4 or 5. Kids are expensive though, gonna need a good career.good thing I'm a guy so I can focus on shit like that first, then go back and find a younger woman to make a bunch of kids with.

[SmG Blade]

The thing is you goddamn old to find a young.

[Beasty]

?????

You really think a guy in his early 30s can't get some girl in her mid twenties if he makes money and shit?

The idea that you gotta marry a girl your own age is another one of modernity's great falsehoods. Girls are supposed to marry guys older than them. It's because young women are dumb as fuck and young guys have no strong foothold in society. Women marrying up in age is the solution to both of these potential problems.

[SmG Unreal]

I'd like 1 male child. 2 if the first was female. 3 if the first 2 were female but 3 max.

[SmG Blade]

?????

You really think a guy in his early 30s can't get some girl in her mid twenties if he makes money and shit?

The idea that you gotta marry a girl your own age is another one of modernity's great falsehoods. Girls are supposed to marry guys older than them. It's because young women are dumb as f**k and young guys have no strong foothold in society. Women marrying up in age is the solution to both of these potential problems.

Didn't mean the same age shit. Love has no number unless it's 18 below.

Goddamn old in the sense is me talking about the near future. If you start now with the good earning, it will obviously take time to get the strong foothold you mentioned.

[Beasty]

Son I have no idea what you're trying to say.

[SmG Blade]

Never mind that's the 158th time I went full retard.

[Anoobis]

I'd like 1 or 2 kids. Preferably grills, but I won't complain either way. I think it would fun to homeschool them (where I live, the public education is garbage, and private schools are hella expensive), but then you gotta account for household income and social skills D: I think Anna is a nice name, but otherwise I really got nothing for names. Glad this isn't a concern for me right now, because I'm still generally clueless.

[SmG Speedy]

Never mind that's the 158th time I went full retard.

Lol you have an exact count? XD

On an unrelated note, I've noticed that at least two(if not more of you) seem to think grills = girls. XD I don't think a BBQ grill is quite the same as a girl, even if she is hawt. :3