[Beasty]

I do recall me and battlefire back in the day gave you a good run for your money, so I wouldn't be so sure about that claim. However that being said, I am retired.

I have been coalescing my power all this time. While you we're learning the power of friendship, I became Beasty the board eater, devouring eldritch abominations summoned by numerical ouija on Tibetan throat singing forums, and have used this power to influence elections, start race wars, and other general demagoguery. The shitposts I have made even usher in the end times, as was written in revelations 16:13, "And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs (pepe) come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet." Coincidence? I think not. Now you'll sit and worship my might, saying who is like unto the Beast? Who can wage war against him?

Don't let my lull in posting here fool you. I have become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Now prostrate thyself mortal, for you stand before the face of God.