[SmG Phoenix]

Attention,
Good day to you, how are you? My name is Skylar Anderson. I
am a U.S. Army Specialist, serving here in Afghanistan. I found a
box containing the sum of $6,000,000.00 USD (Six Million United
States Dollars) due to my status as a U.S. Army Specialist, i
can’t be able to transfer this funds to my account in United
States. I need your help to evacuate this funds and safe keep it
until i finish my service here and come to collect my share of it.
The box will be addressed as family valuables from me to you. If
this is possible for you to do, i need your full assurance that it
would be safe in your care. You may be wondering why i decided
to communicate with you, i have no one to discuss this with. I am
an orphan, please assist me to secure a brighter future. Trusting
someone is very difficult, but i give you my trust, also i need your
trust to make this a success. Your acceptance to this would
really encourage me. Kindly let me know your conclusion to my
request so we can proceed to get this completed soon. With a
sincere heart, i am willing to give you 35% from the total sum for
your assistance and willingness to help me. Please do not betray
my trust and confidence in you. If you truly desire to help me,
please reply me quickly via my Personal email:
(spc.skylar3@gmail.com)
Regards,
Spc. Skylar Anderson.
Personal Email: (spc.skylar3@gmail.com)



Yeah this makes sense.

[SmG FlasH™]

Didn't you get a similar one before? XD

[SmG Phoenix]

Kinda. I love the creativity of some of these. Better than the Viagra ones.

[SmG Battlefire]

Reminds me of this Ted Talk.

[SmG Phoenix]

I've tried replying to some of them. And so many work out after 4 emails I'm trolling them.

[Kite]

Attention,
 I found a
box containing the sum of $6,000,000.00 USD (Six Million United
States Dollars)

Damn. that box more oped than the chests in GoW ,Legend Of Zelda and Runescape combined

Pandora's box < Spam Email Box

[SmG Nukem]

Obviously he doesn't know you like we do.
We wouldn't trust you with 5 cents let alone $6 Million.

[SmG CCPrincess]

Wasn't me I swear...
Maybe save the orphan so we can harvest his tears... :D Not evil I swear...

I don't even know when the last time I got a spam email was though... But I do have like 2000 unread emails sooo... There's a chance LEL.

*flails*

[SmG Blade]

I have 566. Lemme find some wack shit!

[SmG Speedy]

Lol so my regular gmail has 0 spam, and my business email has over 100. XD wut

also, my yahoo has like 27, all about sex sites LMAO