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that's just toooooooo racist :(
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23 Jun 2011, 07:00 AM |
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SmG Bravo Wrote:that's just toooooooo racist :(
last time i checked u were not black :lol: lolzz ;)
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23 Jun 2011, 07:04 AM |
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hahaha. hard. ok. just stop with the black jokes. time for asian jokes..
jk jk jk jk
umm. this is quite dry but....
guy: i saved a chick from from getting raped.
friend: how?
guy: i stopped stalking her :P
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23 Jun 2011, 07:10 AM |
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ur mommas so fat when she went for a swim spain claimed her.
And:
Guy: Hey come on lets go have sex
Girl: Alright my parents are home, so were going to have to do it at urs.
Guy: Sure, but i have a bunk bed and my little brother is there, and he thinks were making sandwiches, so say tomato for harder, and cheese for faster.
Girl: Alright lets go.
*later in house*
Girl: Tomato, cheese, TOMATO CHEEEESE!!!
Little Brother: stop making so many sandwiches ure getting mayo all over my bed:D
Not my joke btw i just love it
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23 Jun 2011, 12:17 PM |
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SmG Sman545 Wrote:ur mommas so fat when she went for a swim spain claimed her.
And:
Guy: Hey come on lets go have sex
Girl: Alright my parents are home, so were going to have to do it at urs.
Guy: Sure, but i have a bunk bed and my little brother is there, and he thinks were making sandwiches, so say tomato for harder, and cheese for faster.
Girl: Alright lets go.
*later in house*
Girl: Tomato, cheese, TOMATO CHEEEESE!!!
Little Brother: stop making so many sandwiches ure getting mayo all over my bed:D
Not my joke btw i just love it lol good one xd
Meat is good for you, Lick it, Taste it, Eat it and Enjoy it.
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23 Jun 2011, 12:21 PM |
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ok. heres one...
theres a moral in this joke which i will tell you at the end....
so yesterday, my gf invited me to her house while we were talking over the fone.. so i went over and knocked on her doorand weirdly, her extremely hot a sexy sister opened the door and took me in. she said 'i want you so bad and i have, ever since you became my sisters bf. lets go upstairs and do it'. instantly, i turned around and started walking back to my car. as i stepped out, my gf popped out and starting to hug me
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23 Jun 2011, 04:09 PM |
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and she said 'i love you so much. i trust you with all my heart'.....
moral of the story: keep your condom in your car
:p
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23 Jun 2011, 04:11 PM |
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i seen that 1 on fb.
lets go back to ur place n do sum math. plus the bed. minus the cloths. divide the legs and multiply :)
Time for some alcoholic vengeance
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23 Jun 2011, 04:20 PM |
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23 Jun 2011, 04:31 PM |
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i dont think, theres any islanders on here so....
whats the difference between an islander and a bench??
a bench can support a family :)
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23 Jun 2011, 11:15 PM |
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