[SmG Chiii]

*ahem ahem ahem* Lets get started with 10 of my favorite puns  :homrascary:  (Ahem you need to be smart to get some of them)

10) I wondered why the soccerball was getting bigger....then it hit me.

9) Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

8) I used to be a banker but I lost interest *ahem*

7) I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.

6) I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me. 

5)Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

4) My boyfriend told me he was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."

3) I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.

2) I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

1) I would tell you a joke about cats but scratch that, it wouldn't claw your eyes out so time to create a more purr-fect pun! 
*uhh plsdon'thurtme*  :halp:

[SmG Stinger]

Hehehhehe :D
Meeeemes

Keep em up

[Kite]

These were actually amazing I approve LMAO.

[KittyKat]

this made me giggle

[SmG Tentacle]

if you don't make it a routine to post puns every now and then, I'm leaving smg.

[Alex]

Chii I love puns!

[SmG HOMRA]

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


:nicememe:  made me giggle 

[SmG CCPrincess]

Hwehwe, these are kewl, puns are great. :D Why you so Chii-zee for? :3

*flails*

[Nkings]

This should not exist, #KeepSmGPunFree

[SmG FlasH™]

Inb4 we have pun battles xDD

Those were some dank puns xD