[SmG GayLance]

i came to mc donalds last night, and i asked for their world famous chicken nuggets. 

I had my 5 dollars for 5pc ready. The Waiter, Jon, asked my order

"Hello! Welcome to McDonald's! May I take your order?" asked Jon, the McDonald's man.

I said, "5 piece nuggets please."

"Oh we don't have that any more, sorry." Jon said.

"Please sir, my family. My father will kill me if I don't get these nuggets!" I pleaded.

Jon pulled a gun on me.

"Burger," He began. "Or... Mcflurry."

i said....

no u