On the 12th day of Christmas, Jeff Kaplan gave to me,
12 players goats-ing,
11 snipers missing
10 Hammonds feeding
9 toxic shits
8 Master Moiras
7 Trihard 7s
6 Egos flairing
5 DDDDDDDPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
4 Duplicates
3 plat players
2 salty throwers
And a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTEEEEEEED MEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCY
Definitely made this up.