[Suleiman]

Ok here is part 3 :) hope you like it and hope i get more likes :)

Harry: I can talk to snakes
Ron: Yeah well Dumbledore gave me his magic lighter
Harry: I have an invisibility cloak
Ron: I have parents
Harry: I banged your sister
Ron: ........


Like this if...
you check your phone for no reason , because you know nobody texted you.
you will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.
you always hear your name, when its not being called.
you hate hearing your voice in recordings.
you use the word "thingy" when you can't remember what something is called.
you pretend your writing in class so the teacher won't call on you.
you say the entire alphabet because you can't remember what letter comes next.



It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had a really bad day on the day that they died.
St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so i came home early to catch her in the act. I searched all over the apartment bu i couldn't find the other man anywhere. So i went out to the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer and started hitting his hands. He fell, but he landed in some bushes. So, i went back inside and got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which i died from."
St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he allowed the man into heaven. He then asked the next man in the line ab



I walked into the kitchen today,.
My 7 year old little sister
was making two sandwich's for lunch.
she said one was for a boy who wanted one.
I was about to tell her she doesn't have to make sandwiches for ANY
boys ...ever, but before I could, she took his sandwich..
and spit in it.




HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE
Follow them around the house everywhere
Moo when they say your name
Run into walls
Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
Jump off the roof, trying to fly
Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people
At everything they say yell, Liar
Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"
Try to swim in the floor



Still remember about the 9/11 incident ? Well, try this. Open up Microsoft words. Type in Q33 NY. (Q33 NY is the flight that crashed into the twin tower.) Highlight it and change your font size to 48. Then change your font to Wingdings. You'll be surprised ;)
^^ holy sh1t f*ck :O



facebook:..
-Log on
-Check notifications
-Poke everyone back
-Go on homepage
-Do the "happy birthday" ritual
-Go back to homepage
-Change from "Top news" to "Most recent"
-Have a little scroll down
-Like a couple of pages
-You're bored already...



*I walk into the classroom with a jacket on*
teacher: take that jacket off NOW!! they are against school rules
me: OMG, I am so sorry! Is anyone hurt? no? ok....I'll just slowly remove this extremely hazardous jacket....off of my torso....and slowly freeze to death.....
me:but miss, why are you wearing a jacket?
teacher: because it's cold an-
me:EVERYONE GET DOWN! SHE'S GOT A JACKET!
*class gets down and screams in fear*
(like this if your school also has retarded rules made by hitler)




Blonde: hey, you left you phone at my house last night, i kept texting you but you didnt reply.
Me: ...



I've been in 2 milleniums, 2 centuries, 3 decades, seen the 1st black president of the USA, the falling of the twin towers, Bin Landen killed, a royal weding between at prince and commoner and the end of the world. I'm not even 20 yet



Girl- "Hey"
Boy- "Hi"
Girl- "Wassup?"
Boy- "Nothing, you?"
Girl- "Me too."
Boy- "Cool"
Girl- "Yeah."
*End of conversation. Like if this happens to you*



A blonde was withdrawing money from the ATM machine.
The blonde behind her: HAHA I saw your pin number, it's four stars!
First blonde (the one withdrawing the money): HAHA you're wrong, it's 1566!



I had sex with my girlfriend last night. It was going pretty good, except the entire time she was screaming someone elses name... Anyone know who rape is?



Dear Mom & Dad,

Please stop saying "Don't play with your food!"

You spent the first two years of my life convincing me that it was a plane...



i just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes and I though to myself, "Wow dogs are easily entertained..."

Then I realised, I just watched my dog chase it's tail for ten minutes...



:) Ok that was all i could think of, "like" and "comment" on which ones you liked most :)

[Mystic]

wtf is this ._.

[SmG Facundo]

haha very funny :lol:

[SmG Storm]

lolz BTW i chat on facebook....lol you left that out

[Prime]

:) Ok that was all i could think of, "like" and "comment" on which ones you liked most :)

dude. dont want to put you down or anything..

but son, you didnt think of jack shit. this is all of Facebook. dont take the credit for yourself of all the things that you have taken of Facebook.

[Suleiman]

Quest i meant i couldn't think of anymore things from there to put in. xD

[Prime]

ohk. yea. that makes more sense.