[Kite]

The 500m SIMP race
Competitors will start at the beginning of a track desperately competing to gain the favor of a female (who probably can't spell your discord tag) through "impressive" tactics such as. Erasing their own opinions and accepting whatever her majesty has said so that they can be "right", buying them gifts such as nitro, in hopes that they will be so indebted to them, that they might even tag them with a heart emoji and last but certainly not least, passive aggressively attacking anyone in the chat who says anything slightly negative towards your queen.

Winner receives the sad realization that they already have a 6'4. long schlong, light skin boyfriend who has been reading all of your messages and laughing while he blows her back out.