Umad Pirate?
Anyway, I have a story to tell you. It's about cheese. And how it trolls us.
Swiss cheese has holes in it. And the more holes it has, the less cheese you have. Now, when you buy a large amount of cheese, you expect to get more cheese. You're wrong. The more cheese there is, means the more holes there is, thus meaning you have less cheese. Umad?
Something I have always been told
Respect everyone you meet, even if you hate them, have respect for them. Help someone out if they need it, it'll help the world go around.