[SmG Alphii]

Alphii the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a shitpost pipe and a scouts green nose
And two eyes made out of coal

Alphii the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow but the staff members know
How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic in
That MotM award they found
For when they placed it on his head
He was immediately flexed it like a crown

Oh, Alphii the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the members say he couldn't laugh and play
Cause he's not EU like Kylie.

Alphii the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a shitpost pipe and a scouts green nose
And two eyes made out of coal

Alphii the snowman is a fairy tale, they say
He was made of snow but the staff members know
How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic in
That MotM award they found
For when they placed it on his head
He was immediately flexed it like a crown

Oh, Alphii the snowman
Was alive as he could be
And the members say he couldn't laugh and play
Cause he's not EU like Kylie.


Alphii the snowman
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said, "Im going outside to run and play
so his status was set to away"

Alphii the snowman
Had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
EU will be better then NA someday"

~the end~