[SmG Alphii]

Every member down in membersville like Christmas a lot

Except Wires, who lived north of membersville, did not!

Wires hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!

Now please dont ask why. No one knows quite the reason.

It could be his head wasnt screwed on just right 

It could be, perhaps, that his shoes are were too tight

But i think the most likely reason of all, maybe the fact his heart is two sizes too small 

Now you see Wires was not festive, he didn't dress up 

But the people did in membersville, Oh how Wires hated his luck!

But Christmas was calling and Wires had a plan 

He realized he could steal Christmas by taking all the presents in the land!

So he dressed up as Santa and got himself a reindeer

And as he went outside, he gave a villainous sneer

"I'm stealing Christmas! I'll do it right! Soon all these people wont have presents tonight!"

So Wires went from house to house stealing presents and toys

He knew that finally he'd end their Christmas joy 

 But as Wires stole from another house, he heard a sound he could not tell

As he turned around however, there was a young boy named Cell

"Oh Santa Claus! Why must you take my gift?" The boy said with watery eyes and a sniff

"Dont worry little child your gift will come right back!" Wires said as he stuffed it in his sack.

And wires sent the little boy to sleep, fearing that he might cry and weep.

As Wires returned up the hill he tried not to fall, He did it! He did! He stole Christmas from all! 

And as Wires stuck an ear out to hear then people groan like a car, he realized that's not what he heard from afar

everyone was happy and running around free, But why? But why? But why do they have glee?

But then wires saw some sad people outside a gate, and he realized his real plan but not too late

The happy people of membersville were not apart of his plan, he only stole Christmas from the ones he banned.

~the end~

[areej]

dr seuss who? 

[✞ Vee ✞]

Gonna sing this for christmas to my friends, true definition of d r i p