[SmG Facundo]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0vgaJRaPn4[/youtube]
Translation:
Question: Who was Confucio?
Miss Panama: Hello Panama, Confucio, was one of those who invented the confusion :lol:
And thats why... ehh.. was one of the most ancient chinese-japanese people that were the most ancient, thanks.
Bravo, are you Chinese-Japanese guy? lolz

[Alloy]

REALLY REALLY RACIST! Open the spoiler if you think you have guts and im sorry im being racist!

Asians: How can these smart asses see with such narrow eyes!
Joke:
What does an asian family name their kid if he's retarded?
Sum Ting Wong.

How do asian people name their children?
They drop pots and pans down the stairs.


Latinos: Love to play cross country with them!
Joke:
What do you call a mexican that works?
A miracle.

What do you call a mexican on a riding lawnmower?
Promoted.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Black: One black guy missed the bus because the bus driver can't see him in the night.
Joke:
What is common between the human race and jelly beans?
Nobody likes the black ones.

What does NASA stand for?
Niggers Aren't Supposed to be Astronauts.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's too dark to count.

White:
Joke:
Why do natives hate snow?
Because it's white and it takes over their land.

Why do monsters eat white people?
Because crackers taste good.

So sorry if this offends you guys! So sorry! But i have to put this out there! I"m sure im missing a race....

[SmG Battlefire]

ok you guys i think it is went too far from the topic. lets just stay in topic lol.

[Sman545]

[SmG Static]

wow....my topic when way off :lol:
SmgClan....where army topics can turn into racism jokes :p

[Alloy]

When you go to the army! Your captains will be racist to you so you have to know some jokes to piss him off and be the army clown in your future army. Try to avoid some push-up punishments though.

[Archon]

my mate is on basic training.
they get 10 pushups per second that they are late so one time they had to do a thousand pushups
and if one person screws up the whole lot of you get grilled
the drill sergeant also grabbed everything in the mess hall and threw it out the window literately everything and then told them to go get it and clean it up
he says that when your in that kind of solitude every girl starts to look good
i got a call from him recently and hes near breaking point he wants to kill everyone in the squad
so good luck with that

[SmG Pulse]

Japan..? *facepalms at people who fail at Asian Geography..

Does it matter? They all look, speak and eat the same? Don't they? o_O


[perc]

Wtf!? Asian geography?
Geography = study of the earth :p *facepalm

Vader, Eastern asians look totally different from southern ones
And , duh we all don't east the same sh*t, can ur eat snakes? :p

[SmG Stinger]

Can this stay on topic plox, or it will be locked
Good luck with the Army Static, and remember everything i taught you in halo 2... remember to hide... :lol:

[marshMello]

Doesn't need to be locked silly! It's in general nonsense! although I don't know why Static posted his life plan here... :?: :lol:
either way, these guys can bumble on all day unless something turns nasty. (I sure hope not)