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Ah, the American's view of an Australian. Every second word is mate we ride kangaroos instead of driving cars and all we eat is BBQ'd shrimp. In reality though, every second word is variants of 'fuck' e.g
"Fucking 'hell, mate, that fuckin' **** nearly took my fuckin' head off"
"Fuck off, you're fuckin' bullshittin' me"

[PirateEggs]

Most used words in Aussie Land; Fuck and ****.

If we (all) ride kangaroos in Australia, I would say they (U.S.A) would ride fat people, but the fat people wouldn't really be too fat after long lugging everyone around. Let's say, they fly around on eagles? Seems like a good comparison.

I suspect that is how we will all die. "Americans" arrogance and stupidity will end up destroying this planet.

[Hiralis]

Australians:
Most used words "Fuck" "****" "Dickhead" "Wanker"
Most used phrases "G'Day mate" "How ya goin?" "Bloody hell mate, bugger off"

Americans:
Most used words "black" "nigga" "sayin"
Most used phrases "shut up nigga" "sup bro?" "You know what I'm sayin?" "Like, totally, hes like, like, ____________"


Summed up

My friend Joel, he's braindead. Americans make him look like Steven Hawking.

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So, Joel can't move?

[PirateEggs]

So, Joel can't move?

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Australians:

Americans:
Most used words "black" "nigga" "sayin"
Most used phrases "shut up nigga" "sup bro?" "You know what I'm sayin?" "Like, totally, hes like, like, ____________"

lol, this could be the ignorant statement of the day

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Hiralis most probably based that statement on Cloud :P

[Sman545]

^^ Exactly. Lmao

[Toxin]

I lived with Australians for many years (foreign exchange). The only observation I have made about Aussies is the level of results per the amount of shit talking is ridiculous.

If I recall the only major contribution your country has given us lately is the vaccine for genital warts...having a problem Australia? :D

Side note.
Pirate-He was making a joke about the paralyzed retard in the chair only being able to communicate through a computer interface.