[PirateEggs]

Bender was the Jew in the game. :lol:

[Bender]

Take ALL the resources!

[marshMello]

:lol: Bender and I should 1v1... It would be the closest match I've played yet...

[PirateEggs]

Bender: Hey Pirate.
Me: Yes Willy?
Bender: Can I please have some wood?
Me: No, you jew!
Bender: DAFUQ?! 50,000 WOOD! WAHT?!?!?!?
Me: LOLOLOLOL ... You said you wanted wood.

[Bender]

Bender: Hey Pirate.
Me: Yes Willy?
Bender: Can I please have some wood?
Me: No, you jew!
Bender: DAFUQ?! 50,000 WOOD! WAHT?!?!?!?
Me: LOLOLOLOL ... You said you wanted wood.

True Story.

[marshMello]

50,000 wood... DID YOU STEAL ALL THE TREES!?

[PirateEggs]

We must play some moar. Like 7 v 1 (Humans v Bot), with the bot on hardest. xD

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Marshy, as you can see from that screenshot. I collected a total of 144k Wood ... Teehee

[SmG Pulse]

Holy F**k!? 144k wood?
And vader fit 73k gold, did the game allow cheats or something? o_O

[PirateEggs]

No, Vader had 4 Relics, I only had 1. The game went for a while, that's why he collected so much.
He also collected nearly all the gold left on the map by sending villagers everywhere.

[Mr. Maggot]

I liek the goldzzz. Very shiny. I had trebuchet army.