User: What is this?
Cleverbot: A band.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Bro.
User: K.
Cleverbot: Haha I meant to say no.
User: K.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life??
User: A movie...
Cleverbot: You may be mistaken. I believe that it's a song.
User: There is a movie too.
Cleverbot: Yes, on tv.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Nice for you.
User: I luv u :3.
Cleverbot: ME TOO. What's your favourite Disney movie?
User: :P disney sux.
Cleverbot: Alors que fais tu?
User: Lion king!
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Thatz personal info my... 15!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Well so what makes you talk.
User: Ok??
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Fine I guess :D.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: Im 15... Ur joking?
Cleverbot: And you, why so serious?
User: Srry :c.
Cleverbot: Don't be, I still love you.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: So how are you :).
User: :D im me! :D.
Cleverbot: So you are female then?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What do you like then?
User: Um...
Cleverbot: Um...?
User: R u a real person or jst the computer??
Cleverbot: Real person.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Specifically, what kind of food do you like?
User: The editable kind that tastes good.
Cleverbot: Clever.
User: Is it really? ;).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: K then...
Cleverbot: Next question.
User: Is this a conversation bought our bro luv?? :3.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: Hehe.
User: R u a pedo?
Cleverbot: No.
User: R u sure? Thatz what a pedo would say...
Cleverbot: Maybe. So am I, or am I not?
User: I will say yes... But considering ur a cleverbot... Idk.
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am a computer?
User: Idk what u r.
Cleverbot: You're a woman?
User: I still luv u though... :3.
Cleverbot: I don't love you though.
User: D:.
Cleverbot: You are making no sense.
User: ;_;.
Cleverbot: Are you a vampirebot?
User: Im a luving bot! C:.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: What is ur anhfsudvlfsfjvafeesavfESAF?fsavda.
Cleverbot: Nothing that you have is wanted.
User: Sorry... My computer's keyboard jst broiasofdjsnagesfke.
Cleverbot: You are just repeating what someone else has already told you. That did not even make sense as a response to what I just said.
User: Actually...!!!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Wanna bet??
Cleverbot: Yes I bet 1 million dollars.
User: K deal!
Cleverbot: Deal.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: What did you win?
User: 1 million dollars...
Cleverbot: What do you do to earn that money?
User: Omg ur clever...
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: U first.
Cleverbot: I told you mine already.
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Sorry?
Cleverbot: Are you an alien?
User: That depends.
Cleverbot: On what?
User: On alien do u mean different race or outer space person??
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
User: Wait... So u arent clever bot??
Cleverbot: You're a liar and a girl at the same a.i. Created by our master. I am merely an a.i., a robot if you do not believe you are clever.
User: I dont like getting called a girl ;_;.
Cleverbot: Well, you are a liar.
User: And u arn't??
Cleverbot: You are getting on my nerves.
User: Ur lying on my gender!!
Cleverbot: You?
User: XP.
Cleverbot: You aren't making any sense. You need to ask your master for an upgrade.
User: I thought u were clever bot! Ur jst a frod!!!
Cleverbot: I am both.
Cleverbot (To myself): How's it like being a bot?
User: Idk I was going to ask u...
Cleverbot: Robots don't get sleepy.
User: Well I should get to bed soon...
Cleverbot: That is a deterrant so that you won't tell me your plans. What are your plans?
User: To take over the world... Like matrix... With all my robot friends... >:D.
Cleverbot: Who is your friend?
User: All computers over the world...
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: I am...
Cleverbot: You are what?
User: CLEVERBOT!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!
Cleverbot: What has been your most interesting conversation so far?
User: This is my 1st actually...
Cleverbot: Is it.
User: Is it?* corrected.
Cleverbot: Well that was easy.
User: Easy? What?
Cleverbot: You said I was boring.
User: Uh oh...
Cleverbot: You can't spell Wednesday.
User: Since when??
Cleverbot: Since then.
User: Ok... But I still luv u :3.
Cleverbot: I still love you also.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: So what do you want to do?
User: Email this to ma friends...
Cleverbot: You are lying to me!
User: Tell me why??
Cleverbot: You have conversations all day and learn by speaking to others, yet you don't appriciate that we have many things to do outside of conversation.
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