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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

“I have a go-to story that works like magic on random women I want to fuck. I tell them I’m about to get married in three weeks, and that their ***** is the last bit of freedom I’ll ever taste if they’ll just let me bury my face between their thighs and lick them to fulfillment. I’ve whispered some version of that line to a lot of women—in the backseat of taxicabs, across dinner tables, at weddings, and at overcrowded bars.

But a few months back I met up with this chick through Tinder and after I said my piece she stared straight back at me, totally unimpressed. ‘I want you to fuck me,’ she said, ‘but don’t bullshit me.’ It was sexy to be called out like that. I was blindsided, and I got hard right there. We asked the bartender for the check and went straight back to her place. She was definitely the one in control, not me. She stripped (turns out she wasn’t wearing a bra or panties) and shoved my head down between her legs and I licked her ***** like I’d promised until she came. Then I fucked her with every last drop of energy I had and she came again. Next morning, she climbed on top of me and we did it again. We’re officially together now.”
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

Can you stop posting this shit?
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

Ikr
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15 Sep 2017, 04:24 AM
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

(15 Sep 2017, 04:24 AM)FlasH™ Wrote: Ikr
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

(15 Sep 2017, 05:37 AM)Phoenix Wrote:
(15 Sep 2017, 04:24 AM)FlasH™ Wrote: Ikr
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

I want you to lie back and let me take care of you tonight.

I’m going to ravage you the second you get in the door.

I’m going to let you do anything you want to me.

I’ve got a surprise waiting for you.

I’m going to make you beg for it.

I’m going to make you come so hard.

My clothes are coming off the second you get home.

I’m picturing you and me with another woman.

I love thinking about you spanking me and pulling my hair.

It’s so hot to imagine you tying me up.

I’ve been a bad girl and I need someone to punish me.

That scene from [movie/TV show] was so hot.

I like thinking about you touching yourself.

I read this article about anal today, and it got me thinking.
15 Sep 2017, 07:30 AM
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

All this sadness and you're still kinky
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15 Sep 2017, 07:31 AM
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

I miss feeling you inside of me.

Remember that time we did [fill in the blank]?

I can’t get last night out of my mind.

I want you to do exactly what you did last time we [fill in the blank].

I can’t imagine ever coming as hard as I did when you [fill in the blank].

You always feel so good inside of me.

I love staring at your [fill in the blank].

You make me so wet.

I love the way you make me feel.

I’ve never felt as attracted to anyone else as I am to you.

I can’t control myself when I’m near you.

The anticipation is killing me.

I can’t get enough of you.
15 Sep 2017, 07:40 AM
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

(15 Sep 2017, 05:37 AM)Phoenix Wrote:
(15 Sep 2017, 04:24 AM)FlasH™ Wrote: Ikr
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

IN NOVEMBER, 1918, Marxist organizations seized the executive power by means of a revolution. The monarchs were dethroned, the authorities of the Reich and of the States removed from office, and thereby a breach of the Constitution was committed. The success of the revolution in a material sense protected the guilty parties from the hands of the law. They sought to justify it morally by asserting that Germany or its Government bore the guilt for the outbreak of the War.
This assertion was deliberately and actually untrue. In consequence, however, these untrue accusations in the interest of our former enemies led to the severest oppression of the entire German nation and to the breach of the assurances given to us in Wilson's fourteen points, and so for Germany, that is to say the working classes of the German people, to a time of infinite misfortune....
The splitting up of the nation into groups with irreconcilable views, systematically brought about by the false doctrines of Marxism, means the destruction of the basis of a possible communal life.... It is only the creation of a real national community, rising above the interests and differences of rank and class, that can permanently remove the source of nourishment of these aberrations of the human mind. The establishment of such a solidarity of views in the German body corporate is all the more important, for it is only thereby that the possibility is provided of maintaining friendly relations with foreign Powers without regard to the tendencies or general principles by which they are dominated, for the elimination of communism in Germany is a purely domestic German affair.
Simultaneously with this political purification of our public life, the Government of the Reich will undertake a thorough moral purging of the body corporate of the nation. The entire educational system, the theater, the cinema, literature, the Press, and the wireless - all these will be used as means to this end and valued accordingly. They must all serve for the maintenance of the eternal values present in the essential character of our people. Art will always remain the expression and the reflection of the longings and the realities of an era. The neutral international attitude of aloofness is rapidly disappearing. Heroism is coming forward passionately and will in future shape and lead political destiny. It is the task of art to be the expression of this determining spirit of the age. Blood and race will once more become the source of artistic intuition....
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