[SmG Phoenix]

I like this thread. No one else does.

[Beasty]

i like him more.

[SmG Phoenix]

Yet you never post on it these days.

[Beasty]

We have that kind of bond. Wherever I go, whatever I do, it will be right here waiting for me.

[SmG Phoenix]

Privyet, Komrade Kripp! Is your cousin Dmitri from Mother Russia! I am of hearing that you make much moneys by playing simplistic card game for toddlers and whining like little baby in front of thousands of simpletons! BLYAT! You should play game for REAL man like Counterstrike Go! Already I am recruit by man with enormous forehead for professional team Tampon Storm and will be winning many tournaments, yes! Don't be a cyka, you capitalist pig, and stop crying like baby! Love, Dmitri.

[SmG Hawk]

lol only at 131 pages (or 655 if you're a noob). Still got a way to go.

[SmG Phoenix]

BREAKING NEWS - Canadian scientists have discovered what they are calling "the unluckiest human ever". The unfortunate individual, a scraggly, foul-smelling, unkempt Canadian man, discovered this condition by badly playing a digital children's card game. "It's literally unbelievable, dude", the man told scientists. "I play every game perfectly, but my opponents just keep topdecking me!" The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a salt overdose.

[SmG Blade]

BITCH I AM GONNA NOSCOPE YOU

[SmG Phoenix]

Sugar! Spice! And everything nice! These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect streamer. But Professor Reynad accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - Chemical Vegan! Thus, the Kripp was born!

[Alloy]

Ya'll so boring.