[SmG Stinger]

I can almost feel it

[SmG FlasH™]

Remember Ubuntu? xDD

[SmG Blade]

Its. Reaper. Time.

[SmG Phoenix]

I can almost feel it

My needlessly large rod up your twisting nether? ;)

[SmG FlasH™]

I can almost feel it

My needlessly large rod up your twisting nether? ;)

Keep those things between you two... :P

[SmG Phoenix]

My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

[SmG Conan]

Kate is my roommate, and she has chosen today of all days to succumb to the flu.
Therefore, she cannot attend the interview she’d arranged to do, with some mega-industrialist
tycoon I’ve never heard of, for the student newspaper. So I have been volunteered. I
have final exams to cram for, one essay to finish, and I’m supposed to be working this afternoon,
but no – today I have to drive a hundred and sixty-five miles to downtown Seattle
in order to meet the enigmatic CEO of Grey Enterprises Holdings Inc. As an exceptional
entrepreneur and major benefactor of our University, his time is extraordinarily precious
– much more precious than mine – but he has granted Kate an interview. A real coup, she
tells me. Damn her extra-curricular activities

[SmG Phoenix]

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[SmG Conan]

Kate is huddled on the couch in the living room.
“Ana, I’m sorry. It took me nine months to get this interview. It will take another
six to reschedule, and we’ll both have graduated by then. As the editor, I can’t blow this
off. Please,” Kate begs me in her rasping, sore throat voice. How does she do it? Even
ill she looks gamine and gorgeous, strawberry blonde hair in place and green eyes bright,
although now red-rimmed and runny. I ignore my pang of unwelcome sympathy.

[SmG Phoenix]

Riot is a piece of shit.