[Beasty]

It's true. You think shitposts are your ally? But you merely adopted the shitpost. I was born in to it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light of on-topic discussion until I was already a man, and by then it was nothing to me but normie.

[SmG Phoenix]

Keep this topic alive and I'll believe that.

[SmG Blade]

Mhm.... shitpost... *gets vaseline*

[SmG FlasH™]

Any post can be a shitpost, if you put enough shit in it.

[Beasty]

Shitposting is an artform lost to the ancients. These forbidden teachings are what will allow me to push us to the 1111111111111111 page and see what lies beyond the microcosm that is our lives. My master, Sman Sensei, told me long ago that spam was meant for defense, not for offense. But he is a stubborn old man and a fool. This power, though forbidden by lessers who fear it, will transform me from a simple meme merchant into the most powerful being known to man- and an idol the likes of which even God dare not beseech to temper.

[Kite]

1111111111111111's did 9/11

[SmG Hawk]

Lol sman is younger than you Beasty my man

[SmG Phoenix]

Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

[Kite]

I didn't wanna tell yall this..... But


Jesus Christ is my nigga

[SmG Phoenix]

Jesus Christ! How could you say that!