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(19 Jul 2017, 06:14 AM)SmG Phoenix Wrote: Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again.

What about alien porn?
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Alien porn if done with one alien and one guy means that not only are u half gay it also translates to you being only half human... Just like the people who like pizza with pineapples.
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RE: Kiln of the First Shitpost

excuse me you cishet shitlords what about the other 70 genders?
19 Jul 2017, 02:24 PM
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I identify as a Beasty.
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I identify as a well respectful female.... Wait that doesn't exist my bad. I'll settle for over emotional lesbian feminist
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I identify as Satan, I want you all to identify me from now on as the dark lord.
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Oh so u think ur better than females now
*feminist triggered*
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Is Satan a red meninist?
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more of a misanthrope tbh
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no shit sherlock
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