[Beasty]

i was watching a movie and one of the those ads with the fake girls "chatting" with you about how horny they are or whatever came up, just read it :p

CuteMel (19:2): ooooh finnaly... :)
You (19:2): what?
CuteMel (19:2): what are you looking for, baby?
You (19:2): silence
You (19:2): go away
You (19:2): tramp
CuteMel (19:2): ok, i wanna find someone for sex
CuteMel (19:2): Is that weird? :P
You (19:2): im trying to watcha movie here!
You (19:3): gtfo!
CuteMel (19:3): I have my needs and this looks like a cool way for me to be satisfied
You (19:3): i dont want your AIDS
CuteMel (19:3): So u wanna do something about it? :)
CuteMel (19:3): cmon i know you there
You (19:3): oh god WHY
You (19:3): your ugly
CuteMel (19:3): Hmm, we are close, im also from *insert your town here*
You (19:3): leave me alone plox
CuteMel (19:4): thats the reason why im asking you for this favour ;)
CuteMel (19:4): i like strange things when im having sex, you?
You (19:4): ill give you a banana if you please go away
CuteMel (19:4): Ohh hot, use your imagination with me, im preety flexible ;)
You (19:4): yes, i like it when your completely silent, take the hint
CuteMel (19:4): first you have to add me here and then ill give you my mobile and address, ok?
You (19:4): No i dont think so
CuteMel (19:5): Its gonna be great, i cant wait
You (19:5): i cant wait either
CuteMel (19:5): nooo, this stupid chat is timing out again, add me please!
You (19:5): nope
CuteMel (19:5): You are hot, this made me so horny, hurry up!
You (19:5): How did talking make you horny? You must have the weirdest fettish ever, i knew a guy who fucked ballons. Go bother him.
Chat has timed out
You (19:5): FINALLY