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Re: Chuck Norris jokes :D
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYLvdLWkhk8[/youtube]
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes :D
Chuck Norris goes down the highway to hell once a week.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s*** out of it.
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris flosses with an electric fence.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes :D
Chuck Norris once got bitten by a King Cobra after five days of pain and agony the snake died.
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Re: Chuck Norris jokes :D
^Your bro already posted that
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