[Beasty]

I dont have one, im too perfect. :p

Truth is I cant think of one tbh

[SmG Battlefire]

lol mines kinda similar to Uzzy's.

So I got home from my friends house and it was 12:00 PM. I went to bed and like 3 hours later I woke up and thought it was mourning. All our blinds were covering the windows so I didn't notice it was night. I made my self breakfast and turned the volume on the TV up. Seconds later my dad came and yelled at me 10 minutes told me I'm going crazy.

[SmG Pulse]

lol mines kinda similar to Uzzy's.

So I got home from my friends house and it was 12:00 PM. I went to bed and like 3 hours later I woke up and thought it was mourning. All our blinds were covering the windows so I didn't notice it was night. I made my self breakfast and turned the volume on the TV up. Seconds later my dad came and yelled at me 10 minutes told me I'm going crazy.

Ofcourse, no one turns on TV + Full Volume when it's "mourning". :lol:
No way similar to Uzzy, you were partying at someone's death LMFAO

[SmG Conan]

LOLPulse, easy xD

I remember one time i cut a piece of my skin when i tried to shave my leg when i was a chield. I grew up in a house full of females, my mom and my 3 sisters. So i tried to shave my leg as them and i ended up citting like 30 cm long piece of skin.

In the other hands, that helped me understand that i shouldnt do what they do. Thanks to that i didn turn out using tampoms or make up xD

[Crazy]

here is another one, But i don't Know witch one is the most embarrassing one.
i was in class at school just finshed running Cross country and our teacher let us have a rest in class. so me and 2 of my friends had a rest. i fell asleep and my teacher tries to wake me up. and since it felt like it was morning to me i said SHUT MUM. and i could hear people loughing. So i woke up then people were still loughing and i didn't care. so i went to go walk out side and i compleatly walk into the door and i woke up in the sick bay.

I had no idea what was going on.
to me it was funny

[SmG Phoenix]

lol mines kinda similar to Uzzy's.

So I got home from my friends house and it was 12:00 PM. I went to bed and like 3 hours later I woke up and thought it was mourning. All our blinds were covering the windows so I didn't notice it was night. I made my self breakfast and turned the volume on the TV up. Seconds later my dad came and yelled at me 10 minutes told me I'm going crazy.

Ofcourse, no one turns on TV + Full Volume when it's "mourning". :lol:
No way similar to Uzzy, you were partying at someone's death LMFAO

You farking Grammar Nazi.
I'm proud of you, son.

[SmG Hawk]

Why don't you turn word censoring off?
inb4 nigguhs be all like how? >:O

Apparently when I was younger (4-5) I used to pull my ***** out and rub it on counters, I can't remember though.
The embarrassing part though is that my mum tells her friends. >.<

[SmG Pulse]

That is disturbing. ...

[Beasty]

Why don't you turn word censoring off?
inb4 nigguhs be all like how? >:O

Apparently when I was younger (4-5) I used to pull my ***** out and rub it on counters, I can't remember though.
The embarrassing part though is that my mum tells her friends. >.<

Even then huh hawk xD