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Alloy · 23 Oct 2014, 10:23 PM

I have to be honest, I'm a bad story teller.

Omega · 24 Oct 2014, 09:01 AM

Anything is better than that ray.

**Ray88** · 24 Oct 2014, 03:19 PM

whatever you say boostmega

**SmG Unreal** · 24 Oct 2014, 04:59 PM

SmG Ray88 Wrote:whatever you say boostmega

**SmG Phoenix** · 25 Oct 2014, 06:11 AM

A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

:D

**Beasty** · 25 Oct 2014, 09:18 AM

SmG Phoenix Wrote:A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

:D

lol

Omega · 25 Oct 2014, 04:26 PM

lol apparently ray is still salty. Where did you find that phoenix.

**SmG Unreal** · 25 Oct 2014, 04:44 PM

I feel stupid for taking about 5 mins to get the joke

**Ray88** · 25 Oct 2014, 04:54 PM

Omega Wrote:lol apparently ray is still salty. Where did you find that phoenix.

k no skill boosted trash

**SmG Phoenix** · 25 Oct 2014, 07:23 PM

Found it on the internet, Omega. ;)
Nah Unreal, took me a bit too. But the more you look, the better the the joke gets.
Ray, please, I warned you about this in another post.

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