[SpinningJane]

I once burned water.... Not joking. I burned water in a pan. The water turned black and you could smell it got burned. I just wanted some noodles, but didnt even come to them.

Is that even possible?  :iamtheone:

I thought no, but as it seems you can burn down everything...

[DeadSpec]

When I was 11 I decided to experiment with foods and looked around for random items that could make a nice snack, I picked up two eggs, sugar, yeast, flower and some random clear liquid in bottle I found, I break the eggs into a bowel of flower, sugar and yeast and start mixing it making a huge mess, when I realised that the mixture was too runny I decided to add whatever was in the bottle, still not knowing what was in it, happy with the mixture I look at the bottle and decide to take a mouth full to try and find out what it was, I fill my mouth with it and then go on to throw up because it was VINIGER, as I throw up I spill the viniger all over the place even on to my cut on my foot, so there are am hopping around while throwing up whitch then ended with me slipping and laying on the floor in my own vomit while crying.

Thanks for reading my disgusting story. 

[master14126]

I once was boiling eggs so naturally, I started to boil some water. After it boiled I put the eggs in. Tbh I kinda forgot about the eggs and came back an hour later thinking the heck is that burning smell. I realized it was the eggs and all the water in the pot was gone. I almost burned down my house. Now my mom never lets me into the kitchen again.

[SmG its only sadtom]

A long time ago I was trying to make a smoke bomb with potassium nitrate and sugar you're supposed to put it on low heat and mix it till it's brown. I misread the instructions and put it on high heat so when I was stirring it it burst into flames and I almost caught my house on fire. I got in so much trouble

[SmG LordBentai]

I accidentally left some boiling pasta and some boiling sauce cooking and forgot about them... I blame the internet.

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I accidentally left some boiling pasta and some boiling sauce cooking and forgot about them... I blame the internet.

And I was in the kitchen with them... Again I blame the internet.

[SmG Cinnamon]

when i was like 12 i was going to make a cake in the microwave, i got a recipe from my friend where i needed flour.
of course, i couldn't find the flour, but what i DID find was potato flour.
i left the cake in the microwave for 5 minutes, when i came back, the inside of the microwave was FULL of wet and hot chocolate cake.
took 30 minutes to clean it up....

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When I was 11 I decided to experiment with foods and looked around for random items that could make a nice snack, I picked up two eggs, sugar, yeast, flower and some random clear liquid in bottle I found, I break the eggs into a bowel of flower, sugar and yeast and start mixing it making a huge mess, when I realised that the mixture was too runny I decided to add whatever was in the bottle, still not knowing what was in it, happy with the mixture I look at the bottle and decide to take a mouth full to try and find out what it was, I fill my mouth with it and then go on to throw up because it was VINIGER, as I throw up I spill the viniger all over the place even on to my cut on my foot, so there are am hopping around while throwing up whitch then ended with me slipping and laying on the floor in my own vomit while crying.

Thanks for reading my disgusting story. 

that's the best thing i've read in ages, bless you

[DaJoey]

- cut my forefinger when I want to slice some garlic
- put a kettle to stove but forgot to fill the water
- put too much pepper but forgot to add salt in my omelette

[SmG SORT]

Forgetting that i was actually making something so i let it catch on fire and burn to nothing

[SmG Sammy_]

eggs they always fall on the ground